(Source: moveslikekunis)

deathstr0ke:

So he listens to you because you can be a stubborn woman? Huh, Tony Stark’ achilies heel is female like him. Why didn’t I guess that one? Oh so you know how to do that seductive eyelash bat? That is cheating, that is cheating on so many levels. 

You like more than one person but don’t know who to pick or how to tell them? Keh, its a lovely situation, am I right? So you want me.. to tell both women I like them..? Um.. bad idea Cap, seeing as they’re friends and all now. Can’t I just crawl under a rock or something?

I sold war bonds. It was my job to know how to bat my eyes to get my way. *puts her hands over her heart and fakes teary eyes* Oh Mr Millionaire CEO, it’s just so terrible what those soldiers have to go through. It just breaks my heart knowing they don’t have enough supplies on the front lines. I only hope that I can sell enough bonds to do something to help those poor souls.

Not exactly my most prideful moments but I like to think that it had to have helped someone somewhere.

Well, do either of them know you’re interested in them? Because if they’re friends they’ll talk and then they’ll know. And I’m saying that you tell them you think their sweet but you’re not sure if you want to date them because you might like someone else. It’s not the easiest thing to say but it’s important.

alison-rogers-stark:

Thank you, Miss Rogers.. That means a lot to me. I’m trying to work on fixing the bragging but it just seems like I can’t, I don’t see why its a bad thing that I’m proud of myself and my dad.

 

I think pride is the only way we can make it through this world.. I mean, if you and Ca- Steve both didn’t have pride in America I mean.. What would the world have done? That’s another thing to be proud of. That I know you, that Howard is the reason I’m related to some great staple in American history and that maybe some day with both me and my father working on it we can recreate Erskine’s serum.  

I think.. I’m going to stay me, and if people don’t like it then they aren’t meant to be my friend.

It’s Steph, please call that or Cap. I hope I can call you Ally. And it’s not bad to be proud of yourself and family. Pride can be dangerous if you let it get out of control but you’re right. I’m proud of this country and that’s a big reason I still fight for it. Just like you have to have faith in people you need to have pride in something or you’ll have nothing to fight for.

Now, this might seem a bit hypocritical considering my participation in the super soldier serum experiment, but don’t let people change you. You as in the person you are. You’re something special, not because of some serum or anything but because you’re you and it would be a shame if you were forced to be someone else.

(Source: allamericandame)

deathstr0ke:

*laughs* Yep, that one’s laugh out loud. Look at you, learning how to talk like us whipper snappers.

Does your nagging work because you’re a female.. or because you’re just Captain America? Like how does nagging Tony Stark work? The man usually ignores anyone that’s not him.

Ugh so much easier said than done. I think I like two girls, I don’t know. I’m in a sticky situation.

A little of column A and a little of column B. I like to think that there is a certain amount of patriotism that drives him to eventually listen to me. Then again I spent months trying to get the rich and powerful to buy war bonds so I know the power of a well bat set of eyes. Plus, I’m just as stubborn as he is so there is that.

Well I think I can understand that situation. I’m a bit stuck in that situation myself. My advice is to be honest with both of them. Because, well, because it really sucks to find out about the other one from not the guy.

alison-rogers-stark:

allamericandame:

alison-rogers-stark:

Yeah; I’m glad Tony adopted me. Though things are still difficult for me since he’s my dad, meaning boys are afraid to like me or even talk to me. People are afraid to be my friend because for some reason, they just are scared of dear ol’ dad.

It makes me wanna cry sometimes thinking about it.. But I stay thankful that I even have a dad. Much less a famous one. He could have left me at the orphanage, and he likes to throw that up when we fight; Like a jerk. 

Dads are difficult. I know, mine left when I was young. Tony, I’m sure he loves you a lot and for all that someone is a superhero, he’s still human. So that means he’s bound to have bouts of stupidity. Including saying those things to you. 

Those people who do make that effort with you though, they’re the ones worth keeping. So don’t let yourself get down because you don’t have an entourage of friends. You have those one or two people that have your back no matter what, then you’re bless.

Yeah, I suppose you’re right. But that’s kinda the problem. I tend to drive people away when I mention my abilities. Dad says I brag too much and it makes them feel like I’m snotty. I mean; Just because I through up that I’m good at doing less then good things with computers, devices and hacking. Doesn’t mean I’m a bad kid, does it?
 

Well that’s because they’re intimidating. It doesn’t make you a bad kid at all. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise and if you dad tries to then send him my way and I’ll set him straight. Alright kiddo?

And… well you can always talk to me if you need to. I can’t say I had the best experience as a kid myself but I had Bucky back then. So if you need me I’ll be there, because we all need someone.

deathstr0ke:

An anti-serum? Hm.. it could have either negative effects or amplify the effects that are already present on you.. no. Eh I think you should sit this one out. Let someone else face it for once. 

*snort* Brb. Be right back. Its text talk. Brb, Lol, lmao. You know. The stuff us crazy kids do. Y-you think Tony will give me a free phone? I don’t think so, the guy barely knows me as is.

Huh.. still other than heart, people still go for appearance. That’s just a given now. I’m getting a pep talk from Captain America. Never saw this day coming.

LOL? Oh! I know that one! That’s the laughing one right? Laugh… laugh out loud?

Tony’s a generous guy. If you really want I can nag him to get you one. I’m very good at nagging. Generally I only try to get him to do human things like eat and sleep with it but I’m sure it won’t bother him much if I add that in. *grins*

Well then don’t let my pep talk go to waste. If you’re looking for a nice dame go out and find yourself one.

alison-rogers-stark:

Yeah; I’m glad Tony adopted me. Though things are still difficult for me since he’s my dad, meaning boys are afraid to like me or even talk to me. People are afraid to be my friend because for some reason, they just are scared of dear ol’ dad.

It makes me wanna cry sometimes thinking about it.. But I stay thankful that I even have a dad. Much less a famous one. He could have left me at the orphanage, and he likes to throw that up when we fight; Like a jerk. 

Dads are difficult. I know, mine left when I was young. Tony, I’m sure he loves you a lot and for all that someone is a superhero, he’s still human. So that means he’s bound to have bouts of stupidity. Including saying those things to you. 

Those people who do make that effort with you though, they’re the ones worth keeping. So don’t let yourself get down because you don’t have an entourage of friends. You have those one or two people that have your back no matter what, then you’re bless.

(Source: allamericandame)

ironfries:

Switzerland does underwear ads RIGHT.

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(Source: pmastamonkmonk)

deathstr0ke:

Hm I wonder how they were able to get the serum to change your chromosomes.. maybe it was able to alter your nucelotides themselves. Oh uh right, science. Blah blah you don’t get it right? Well its who you are now, can’t really change that back. 

… … you got a StarkTech phone… I envy you now. I envy you highly. Eh heh, people have gotten lazier over the years. Now its all about the shortest way to do something in the shortest time. Even the language is getting shorter. BRB and all that.

So its what’s on the inside that counts? *sighs* If only people cared about having heart anymore. Then i’d be playboy of the century… that was a joke. Don’t take that one seriously, Tony Stark wouldn’t allow someone to out playboy him

Not naturally, but apparently there is a serum that could have negative affects on the original one. But it hasn’t been tested on it as far as I know, just a serum that was based on it. *shrugs* I’ll face it if I have to.

Tony gave it to me. You could ask him for one when you talk to him. He seems to like giving things away for all that he’s a billionaire.  ’B-r-b’? What is that? Burrb?

People tend to forget the important things because the important things you can’t see. Sometimes it’s hard for people to realize that. But some people do, and those are the ones that will appreciate you for being you.